Dear rape vans,
Get a little more creative. I can’t imagine that “Free Candy” is cutting it these days.
I mean, maybe if you said “Free Diamonds” or “Free trip to Cancun!” you might get some attention/visitors. But come on, bro, candy? LAME.
Yesterday was pretty kick ass. I saw one of my best friends, had an amazing yoga session, and hung out at my sisters before doing stupid grown-upy things like grocery shopping and putting away laundry.
So, as I just mentioned, I got to see one of my best friends from high school, her awesome fiancé (they’ve been together since Sophomore year of college, he’s a great guy, we all approve), and their two adorable munchinks, 5 years old and 8 months. I LOVE babies. But more importantly, I love babies that are not mine.
I got to thinking, it is a much better deal to be an aunt/let your friends pop out a bunch of babies than to have kids of your own.
I have two arguments as to why. They’re simple, but pretty damn solid:
1. When they cry, I get to give them back.
2. My ass is the only ass I have to wipe.
That pretty much sums it up.
I considered running this morning. The end.
Then I got ready for work after hitting the snooze button. Today my hair looks like that of a 40 year old tight-ass. Fail.
In other news, I am looking forward to tomorrow night because me and GRose are going to the movies to see Crazy,Stupid Love. SCORE! It looks awesome. And I totally want to bone Ryan Gosling.
Also, I saw THIS over the weekend.
I want to specifically point out that I do NOT want to bone the owner of that gem.
So to reiterate my bone list:
Ryan Gosling: Yes
Driver (who I can only assume looks just like Dog the Bounty Hunter): NO.
How was your weekend?
Did you get any good runs/workouts in? Are you a morning person?
– Two sweaty and amazing yoga sessions. Wicked small classes so it was fun to get one on one attention/pointers from the teachers.
Happy Monday, Bitches! 🙂